yeeeeeegh

Jul. 8th, 2011 07:42 pm
eregyrn: (-Saw-whet - hairy eyeball)
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It's an inauspicious start to the evening to have to KILL A SPIDER in your CLEAVAGE.

brb, icked out FOREVER.

Date: 2011-07-09 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eregyrn.livejournal.com
I realized after thinking about it that when I was in the kitchen earlier, there was what I thought was like a gnat or little fruit fly or something buzzing near my right eye and then my shoulder/upper chest, and I kind of batted it and tried to smush it against my chest. I didn't see further evidence of it.

I think it was actually a very small spider that I happened to walk into while it was dropping down from the ceiling, and I didn't actually smush it, so it remained on my chest until a few minutes later when I felt it crawling down my cleavage. And I looked down (as I'm wearing a tank top) and saw it was a tiny spider. Whereupon it REALLY got smushed.

And now you know.

(And knowing is half the battle.)

Date: 2011-07-09 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] okojosan.livejournal.com
Your story made me laugh out loud. "LOL" just doesn't cut it. :D

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