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[eregyrn]

Looted from raqs. Apparently we kick her pirate ship's ASS when it comes to booty. Aaarrrh!

Your LiveJournal Pirate Crew LiveJournal Username Fifteen men on a dead man's chest! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!Ew... How unsanitary.*dances a jig on a dead man's chest* Cutlass or pistol? CutlassPistolTorpedoHeat vision What is the name of your pirate ship? Where is your secret pirate base? Jolly Pirate IslandTreasure IslandPleasure IslandIsland of DoomGilligan's IslandWindfall Island What kind of loot do you prefer? Pieces of eight!Bling!Babes!Booze!Crowns and scepters!Target giftcards! What do you and your crew prefer to be called? Freebooters!Swashbucklers!Corsairs!Seadogs!Desperados!Pirates, of course! Parrot or monkey? ParrotMonkeyUnicornKittenT-Rex Argh! Ahoy, matey!Avast!Shiver me timbers!I'll see you to Davy Jones!Argh! Ack! Gah! *thud* Your capable first mate flos_campi Your bumbling cabin boy with a heart of gold yhlee The aloof, yet honorable, pirate with a mysterious past thevetia Is always the first one into the fray oceana_ Is the naval officer who ruthlessly pursues your ship marthawells Is the comical pirate who is always drunk on grog jenlev Is currently in Davy Jones's locker thefakeheadline The amount of money you make as a pirate $78,613 This Fun Quiz created by Lynn at BlogQuiz.Net

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I have white spray paint on my fingers, and it won't dry properly and is disconcertingly sticky when I try to type. Meh.

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[jenlev.livejournal.com]

bwahaha! ::::swaggers off to get more grog::::

::::sings "yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me" off key:::

and yikes, white spray paint? do you have any alcohol swabs? they might help remove it.

[eregyrn.livejournal.com]

The white spray paint was due to a Whole Thing where I went out and spent my landlord's money on new trash-cans (nice ones! with wheels!), and bought some spray paint to mark them with our street numbers -- and when I got home, the spray paint was BROKEN, I tell you! The little nozzle thing came right off and would not affix back to the can, and that is the entire mechanism by which you actually get spray paint OUT of the can.

So the "all over the fingers" part was the result of attempts to [a] shove the little nozzle thing back in (it wouldn't stay), and [b] half-assedly using it to try to spray the numbers on anyway.

The two new trash-cans (which are dark green) now look as if they had numbers sprayed on them by Jackson Pollack.

(rim-shot)

I didn't have alcohol swabs. Nor paint-remover. But what I discovered was -- SOS pads (you know, steel wool pads with some kind of bluish substance that helps clean pots and pans) do the trick! Who knew?

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

that most definitely doesn't sound like fun.

still, a little pollack on the street will perhaps confuse folks, so all isn't lost.

and sos pads? ouch. ;)

[eregyrn.livejournal.com]

With the SOS pads, it was more like just using them to clean some silverware that I'd been meaning to clean (that had rust spots), when I noticed that the paint was coming off too. Bonus!

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

oh good....that sounds much better than trying to file your nails with the stuff. ;)

[maxineofarc.livejournal.com]

ARRRR AND AVAST!

[eregyrn.livejournal.com]

Yup, just keep sayin' that and everything will be fiiiiiiiine.

[raqs.livejournal.com]

EVERYONE kicks my ass at the making of the money! did you see what the Dread Pirate Serial Killer is making as a pirate???

i blame the kitten.

[ivorygates]

You know, if you arm yourself with torpedoes you might do better.

And name your ship "Bob," of course....

[eregyrn.livejournal.com]

It's really hard to strike a swashbuckling pose while hefting a torpedo, though. Just sayin'.

[ivorygates]

Hmph. You make sweeping dramatic gestures while ordering them *launched* of course, silly!

[eregyrn.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose if I can still brandish a cutlass while doing so, then...

This is the trouble. Forcing either/or choices. When the obvious answer to some is "all of the above!"

[ivorygates]

Of *COURSE* you can!

[eregyrn.livejournal.com]

The kitten was indeed your first mistake, I'm thinkin'.

I say we gang up on his ship from all sides, and split the take later.

[raqs.livejournal.com]

cheeze it. he's heard the plan.

[eregyrn.livejournal.com]

I *definitely* want to hear more about the ankle-length skirt...

[literalman.livejournal.com]

Ah, but it's never a good idea to gang up on a pirate wearing an ankle-length skirt and Crocs.

That, or start a land war in asia.

I'm just sayin'.