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eregyrnGODDAMMIT.
You know how you can tell that your BAD CATS are messing with the new bonsai?
WHEN ONE OF THEM (you don't know which one because they did it while you were in the shower) THROWS UP AND THERE IS A *LEAF* AMONGST THE BARF.
A leaf that they TOTALLY failed to even chew, which is why they threw up, the little moron. (I would place my bets on Morgan, except that whoever it was threw up on the floor beside the bed rather than ON the bed -- thank god -- and her aim isn't *usually* that considerate. Also, I saw the grey one getting up this morning and stretching up to reach the place I had put it last night, and I'm looking at her all, "What? You never go up there. You don't CARE about anything up there. How can you possibly tell that there's something up there you care about NOW?")
Also, when I went to take the bonsai into the bathroom for its hour or two of full sun -- yup, chewed leaves. Goddammit. Now I have to figure out an entirely new place for it.
Pfft.
You know how you can tell that your BAD CATS are messing with the new bonsai?
WHEN ONE OF THEM (you don't know which one because they did it while you were in the shower) THROWS UP AND THERE IS A *LEAF* AMONGST THE BARF.
A leaf that they TOTALLY failed to even chew, which is why they threw up, the little moron. (I would place my bets on Morgan, except that whoever it was threw up on the floor beside the bed rather than ON the bed -- thank god -- and her aim isn't *usually* that considerate. Also, I saw the grey one getting up this morning and stretching up to reach the place I had put it last night, and I'm looking at her all, "What? You never go up there. You don't CARE about anything up there. How can you possibly tell that there's something up there you care about NOW?")
Also, when I went to take the bonsai into the bathroom for its hour or two of full sun -- yup, chewed leaves. Goddammit. Now I have to figure out an entirely new place for it.
Pfft.
